I spy with my little eye a casting director who sold his soul for perfect actors
i stabbed holes through my ears so that i could hang shiny dangly things there
and yet it takes me 20 minutes to take off a bandaid
autocorrect needs to stop capitalizing “omg” i’m not that excited
Fire from a burning building being sucked into a tornado.
get out of there fireman what are you doing
there’s a tornado
I can’t stop laughing at this fireman
he’s just standing there going
“well darn, look at that.
As your girlfriend, I will make it my duty to turn you on at the most inappropriate of times.